Showing posts with label flight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flight. Show all posts

Sunday, December 29, 2013

A Blonde in a flight !


A Plane is on its way t o Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in Economy Class gets
up, and moves to the First Class section and sits down. .The flight
attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells
Gurpreet,that she paid for economy class,and that she will have to sit
in the back.

Gurpreet replies,"I
m Blonde,I m beautiful,I m going to Chandigarh
and I
m staying right here."

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a Blonde sitting in first class, that belongs in
economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
Gurpreet replies,"I
m Blonde,Im beautiful,Im going to Chandigarh
and I
m staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot
The pilot says,"You say she is a Blonde?I'll handle this;I am married
to a Blonde.I speak Girly Blonde language."

He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear,and she says,
"Oh,I
m sorry."
and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her,
"First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh.".

Monday, June 3, 2013

Cheap air fares !



NEW LOW COST AIRLINE RULES!
Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this.
Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?
Passenger: That would be swell, thanks.
Attendant: No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.
Passenger: What?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But, first I need that $10.
Passenger: No way!
Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10. I can't believe this.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it?
Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?
Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents.
Passenger: Crying out loud.... All I have left is a lousy quarter? What the heck can I do with this?
Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory!!!.