See the Guts !!!

On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.

They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.

The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take ONE round swimming around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"

Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take TWO similar rounds around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"

Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take THREE similar rounds.

The Trainee promptly replied, "Why the hell should I???"

The Indian PM proudly said, "See the guts!"   

Missing Husband !

Missing Husband

 A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eye?

Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?

Lady: suit/casuals I dont remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot  thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together. And the lady started crying..

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first!!!!!!!

 

THE Blonde Joke !

This isn't just another Blonde Joke...it's probably THE Blonde Joke..

The rich blonde,

Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day,

but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a

week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a

technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde

and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question?

I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."