The Scooter Key

One day evening  Santaji starts from office to home pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?


Santaji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Santaji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office in the morning also.

THE THINGS KIDS SAY

The Things Kids Say

The Things Kids Say

“Close the curtains,” requested our 2 year old granddaughter, sitting in a pool of bright light. “The sun’s looking at me too hard.” 

My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.” 

As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a white dishtowel, my granddaughter observed, “Maybe he thinks you’re surrendering.” 

Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, “You mean he has a mustache?” 

While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair was growing so fast he’d soon need it cut. He replied, “Maybe we shouldn’t water it so much.” 

Impressed by her 5-year-old’s vocabulary, my friend complimented the young scholar, who nonchalantly responded, “I have words in my head I haven’t even used yet.” 

His mom informed her son, Brian that she was going outside to get a little sun. “But Mommy, he gulped, “You already have a son—me!” 

When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from school all bubbly and said, “Guess what? They are not only twins, they’re brothers!”

BE CAREFUL !

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husb...and came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

LIFE LONG AMBITION

Lifelong Ambition

 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

  

She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

  

A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. 'You are a school teacher, eh?' said she.

  

'Madam, today, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.'

WHAT IS FOR LUNCH?

What is for Lunch ?

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde op! ened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch! , saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.!!!!!!