Do not mess with children !
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
2
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do
the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are
some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while
and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
3
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the
blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on
my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
4
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.'
