Water in The Carburetor !

Water in The Carburetor

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I thinkthere's water in the carburetor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there'swater in the carburetor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out.Where's the car?"

"In the swimming pool."

THE Blonde Joke !

This isn't just another Blonde Joke...it's probably THE Blonde Joke..

The rich blonde,

Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day,

but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a

week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a

technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde

and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question?

I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

Name matters!

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the German says." unbelievingly.

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law.

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"