Enjoy Sunday !

Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. 
Wife    : Why Three? 
Husband : For you and your parents 

Project execution

Thief Detector

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they
took it out to
different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

In Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

In Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

In India, in 15 minutes






the machine was stolen.

Last Job

Kids today

Italian and Indian proverbs

Japanese proverb : If one can do it, you too can do it. If none can do it, you must do it.
Indian version : If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, leave it!

Columbus girlfriend

If Columbus had a girl friend he would never have discovered America.Why?
Girl friend : Where are you going?
With whom?
How are yu going?
To discover what?
Why only you?
What should I do when you are gone?
Can I come with you?
When will you be back?
Wher will you stay?
You will miss me,na?
Columbus: Naan aaniye pudungala,pothuma?