Grounds for Divorce!
A Polish man married an
American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very
well.
One day he rushes into
a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says
that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the
following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half
and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the
foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you
understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport,
and not need one.
I mean what are your
relations like?
All my relations still
in Poland.
Is there any infidelity
in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity
stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you
up?
No, I always up before
her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this
divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think
that??
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English
pretty good, and it say:
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