IRISH ROAD ACCIDENT.....
*Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
*Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.'*
*Operator: 'What is your location sir?'*
*Paddy: 'No. 28 Eucalyptus Street .....'*
*Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'*
*Silence.... (heavy breathing).*
*After a minute, Operator: 'Are you there sir?'*
*More heavy breathing and another minute later.*
*Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'*
*This goes on for another few minutes until....*
*Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'*
*Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to No. 3 Oak Street* ...'
*Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.'*
*Operator: 'What is your location sir?'*
*Paddy: 'No. 28 Eucalyptus Street .....'*
*Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'*
*Silence.... (heavy breathing).*
*After a minute, Operator: 'Are you there sir?'*
*More heavy breathing and another minute later.*
*Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'*
*This goes on for another few minutes until....*
*Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'*
*Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to No. 3 Oak Street* ...'
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