GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE !!!!!

GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE !!!!!

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you  hear the beep.

“beeeeeppp ....”

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need  us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want  to borrow the car, press 3

If you want  us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4

If you want  the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want  us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want  us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,  press 7

If you want  to come to eat here, press 8

If you need  money, press 9

If you are  going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre, starttalking ....  we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"