An avid duck hunter was
in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that
could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was
sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to
break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to
hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the
shore, a flock of ducks flew by.
They fired, and a duck
fell.
The dog responded and
jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did
not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never
getting more than his paws wet.
The friend saw
everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the
hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new
dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend." He can't swim.
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