The phone rings !
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and
saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000." ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just
talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the
market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of
$900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand
if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose mobile
this is?"
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