Students !!


1

Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes" 

2

1 stone is enough to break a glass. 
1 sentence is enough to break a heart. 
1 sec is enough to fall in love.

But why the hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...??? 


3

Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color?

 

Kisi professor ne ek student se pooch liya :

Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color?

Student ka jawaab :

AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, Oxygen is a gas,

GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD; FOOD is source of VITAMINS,

We get Vitamin-D from SUN,

SUN produces LIGHT,

LIGHT comes from bulbs,

Small BULBS are used 2 decorate CHRISTMAS tree,

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,


GIFTS r given by SANTA,

SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,

NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,

POLAR BEARS r WHITE..

That's Y ambulance is WHITE... 

moral: students se panga mat lena