Pakistani Jokes

Pakistani jokes




1   A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a
leash and asked the bartender, "Do you serve Pakistanis here?".
"Sure we do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the Sardar. "Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger."


2

”Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?”

 

“No, I haven’t”

”Nor has Pakistan.”


3

"How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?"
"Shoot the men who are pushing it."


4
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line
that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

5
 Postmaster General announcing " To commemorate the ascension of Zardari to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp with his image. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on."


6
Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots to China  for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the India"