Talking to God!

Talking to God!

Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him. 

Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class?" 

Teacher, "No I am not sleeping in class."

Little Johnny, "What were you doing sir ?" 

Teacher, "I was talking to God."

The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him... 

Teacher, "Johnny, you are sleeping in my class." 

Little Johnny, "No not me sir, I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher, "What were you doing.??" 

Little Johnny, "I was talking to God."

Angry teacher, "What did He say??" 

Little Johnny, "God said He never spoke to you yesterday..."

LIFE LONG AMBITION

Lifelong Ambition

 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

  

She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

  

A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. 'You are a school teacher, eh?' said she.

  

'Madam, today, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.'