Showing posts with label son. Show all posts
Showing posts with label son. Show all posts
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Oh my son!
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
THE THINGS KIDS SAY
The Things Kids Say
The Things Kids Say
“Close the
curtains,” requested our 2 year old granddaughter, sitting in a pool of bright
light. “The sun’s looking at me too hard.”
My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.”
As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a white dishtowel, my granddaughter observed, “Maybe he thinks you’re surrendering.”
Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, “You mean he has a mustache?”
While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair was growing so fast he’d soon need it cut. He replied, “Maybe we shouldn’t water it so much.”
Impressed by her 5-year-old’s vocabulary, my friend complimented the young scholar, who nonchalantly responded, “I have words in my head I haven’t even used yet.”
His mom informed her son, Brian that she was going outside to get a little sun. “But Mommy, he gulped, “You already have a son—me!”
When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from school all bubbly and said, “Guess what? They are not only twins, they’re brothers!”
My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.”
As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a white dishtowel, my granddaughter observed, “Maybe he thinks you’re surrendering.”
Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, “You mean he has a mustache?”
While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair was growing so fast he’d soon need it cut. He replied, “Maybe we shouldn’t water it so much.”
Impressed by her 5-year-old’s vocabulary, my friend complimented the young scholar, who nonchalantly responded, “I have words in my head I haven’t even used yet.”
His mom informed her son, Brian that she was going outside to get a little sun. “But Mommy, he gulped, “You already have a son—me!”
When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from school all bubbly and said, “Guess what? They are not only twins, they’re brothers!”
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