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The following questions were set in last year’s xamination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formedA. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceansA. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist onA. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you ageA. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettesA. Premature death
Q. How can you delay milk turning sourA. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby Asian answer!
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant) |
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