Its a traffic jam !

Its a traffic jam .

A police officer knocked the door.

 

For what reason this traffic jam is for? Asked the driver.

 

Terrorist has kidnapped the Politicians. Police Officer replied.

 

They’re asking for 1,000 crores of Rupees as ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to ablaze them all in petrol and set them on fire. Due to which we’re going from car to car collecting donations.

“How much is everyone contributing, on average?” Driver asks.

 

Roughly two liters. The Police Officer replied.

Same to same !

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"