Showing posts with label American. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

See the Guts !!!


On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.
They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.

The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take ONE round swimming around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"

Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take TWO similar rounds around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"

Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take THREE similar rounds.
The Trainee promptly replied, "Why the hell should I???"

The Indian PM proudly said, "See the guts!"   


Friday, March 30, 2012

Insect in a beer mug !


An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out

American:Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets two new
mugs of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

Pakistani:-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer

-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.