The Pope and the Beggar
Two
beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
One
has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of
David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into
the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The
Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the
beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the
Star of David. He feels sorry for him.
Finally,
the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor
fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is
the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you
sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're
sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would
probably give more money to him just out of spite!"
The
beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the
beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's
trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"
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Two
beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
One
has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of
David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into
the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The
Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the
beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the
Star of David. He feels sorry for him.
Finally,
the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor
fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is
the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you
sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're
sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would
probably give more money to him just out of spite!"
The
beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the
beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's
trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"
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