"Seance For A Waiter"
Six months after the waiter died, his widow
went to see a medium, who promised she
would contact the dead man.
During the seance, the widow was sure
she saw her husband standing in the
corner, dressed in his waiter's outfit.
"Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and
speak to me!"
A hoarse voice from the corner wailed,
"I can't. It's not my table."
Six months after the waiter died, his widow
went to see a medium, who promised she
would contact the dead man.
During the seance, the widow was sure
she saw her husband standing in the
corner, dressed in his waiter's outfit.
"Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and
speak to me!"
A hoarse voice from the corner wailed,
"I can't. It's not my table."
2
"Air Conditioner"
A customer was continually bothering the waiter
in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too
hot, then he asked it be turned down because
he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked
him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."
A customer was continually bothering the waiter
in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too
hot, then he asked it be turned down because
he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked
him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."
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