The Blond
Detective Exam
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
"This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde
answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one
eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's
because the picture shows his PROFILE."
Slightly flustered
by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the
second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?"
The second blonde
giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because
he only has one ear!"
The policeman
angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one
eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the
best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated
at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy
voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds
"...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at
the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears
contact lenses."
The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the
suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back
to you on that."
He leaves the room
and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes
back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe
it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That's
easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear!"
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
"This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde
answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one
eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's
because the picture shows his PROFILE."
Slightly flustered
by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the
second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?"
The second blonde
giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because
he only has one ear!"
The policeman
angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one
eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the
best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated
at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy
voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds
"...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at
the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears
contact lenses."
The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the
suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back
to you on that."
He leaves the room
and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes
back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe
it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That's
easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear!"
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